16 People Who Are Future Darwin Award Winners

Joel SticeApril 25, 2014

Break out the orange cones, we've got some safety experts here. Don't worry guys, I'm fairly certain everyone in these photos knows exactly what they're doing ;)

1. Being the new guy on the job has its drawbacks.

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2. Don't worry, he's got insurance.

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3. His other ride is just an old tire.

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4. Only dum dums take their car to the shop for an oil change.

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5. Ahhh yeeeah! Twerkn' right off the tracks!

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6. Pretty sure I saw the outcome of this in a cartoon once.

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7. I'd almost be tempted to blast my car horn passing this guy.

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8. Who needs testicles anyway?

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9. Insert your own 'Murica joke here.

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10. She's gonna be really embarrassed when she blows up the gas station.

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11. This lady is reproducing. Think about that.

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12. Nothing spoils a good beer like electrocution.

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13. Cool selfie/headwound, bro.

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14. [See caption 8]

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15. Okay, I'd probably actually buy this. Sorry, future kid of mine.

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16. From season 3 of America's Funniest Construction Accidents.

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